Accused of murdering his estranged wife and two children and ripping their hearts out, Andre Thomas plucked out his own right eye just before his 2004 murder trial. His self-surgery didn't win any sympathy from his Sherman, Texas, jury: they sent him to Death Row.
But apparently he didn't like the view from his cell. Last week, Thomas plucked out his remaining eyeball -- and ate it.
Look -- oh, sorry -- this guy is obviously either or starving. But Andre Thomas proves what your mother always told you about the first-degree slaughter of your family: "You'll put your eye out, kid"